no issues with them getting sweaty and malfunctioning

No issues at all with them falling out during a workout.

I've now suffered the same fatal issue twice in six months with the Bose SoundSport earbuds, namely that if you get some sweat on the control pad there's a seemingly decent chance that you're going to short it out and find yourself with dead $100 earbuds

I very rarely encounter earphones so uncomfortable, which probably means my ears are oddly shaped