I'll pull out this life support drip.

I ordered the Bubblegum Stuff Plant Life Support Drip, Automatic Watering System for House Plants, Irrigation Device, Plant Waterer for Indoor Plants, Fun and Useful Home, Gardening, and Lifestyle Accessory as I thought it was kind of a cute novelty item and a fun way to keep one of my plants hydrated at home

n’t want water leaking out through the nozzle, but the fit here is so tight that if I read this review to my friends in my local bar they’d snigger and make a puerile sex joke