That oh so pettable tail+ Squirrels are cuter when drunk-Bad-Poo is gross-Confusing directions around levels?Perplexing?It took them how long to get this game out?Note: I'm not under 13

Where else, for instance, can you fight the operatic Great Mighty Poo, hit a boiler plant in his brass balls, ride a raptor, bite a caveman in the ass with said raptor, lava surf, be a bat, ride in a tank, have bullet time, hit on a cavewoman, jump on a female flower's "petals," shoot zombies, meet Death, get drunk, urinate on Fire Imps and partake in many movie parodies?

This means that for a portion of the game, everything is equally as difficult, or easy depending on how you look at it, and then all of a sudden, The Great Mighty Poo doesn't just take one hit

called the great mighty poo

The bosses are hillarious especially the Great Mighty Poo, a large singing piece of poo

Even the opera singer for the Great Mighty Poo is different and, oddly enough, more baritone and not able to go as high as the previous one

In yet another level, Conker takes on a boss character known as the Great Mighty Poo by throwing toilet paper rolls in his mouth

This completely changes many things, such as the Great Mighty Poo Song