phone has a lag and is slow to respond.....says its 4G but just freezes all the time and just is too slow

I've tried updating whatever I could, but this thing freezes up all the time

After a while, it started to slow down, froze and turned itself off then turned itself back on, and one time it even went to where I couldn't turn the screen off, the power button just would work

I actually ran over this phone with a John Deere tractor and had to pry it out of the mud and another time I actually found my phone inside a large round bale of hay.

They keyboard is a selling point for me as I have a difficult time with touch keyboards, and keyboards are so rare with 4G smart phones

Battery life is horrible too, and it will overheat almost all the time

I know it is extremely cheap to buy it for $30, but its slow and it freezes all the time