Also, the right Joy-Con has this weird thing where if I turn the joystick counter-clockwise, it has a weird metallic click / clink kind of thing

These things are terrible to hold if you're using the left and right separately as individual controllers, especially if you intend to play for long periods of times

Despite the negative things people said, it worked flawlessy

This is a known issue Nintendo continues to deny and these things are too expensive to last such a short time.