My naive parents bought me a full drum set when I was a kid and endured many hours of hearing me "practice" until one day I came home from school and found that my drum set had mysteriously disappeared ... stolen by pirates they think, or perhaps abducted by space aliens

If something g like this existed back then, I would have begged my parents for it until they threatened to put me up for adoption

The ones you'd use to annoy your parents by playing Jingle Bells in barking dog voices?