However, it has a bad habit of picking up multiple sheets of sub paper at once (and therefore messing up some or all of the sheets because it causes paper jams or prints one image across more than one sheet of paper)

But after 142 sheets printed, it began giving me an error message that there was a paper jam, but THERE WAS NO PAPER JAM!!!

It refused to print anything, insisting there was a paper jam

I holds hundreds of pages, and while I did not time its output of text it turned out pages rapidly without the paper-jams or other issues I've had when turning out larger jobs (for me meaning 30 to 50 pages at a time) from other printers

so I'm confused as to why they wouldn't work

so I'm confused as to why they wouldn't work